Saturday, May 19, 2018

Hits & Misses: Alien Covenant




Hit: Opening Title sequence does a call back to the first movie.

Hit: This movie's soundtrack.

Miss: Guess having James Franco in the movie was pointless considering that his character dies a few minutes in.

Hit: A touchy scene from Daniels and Walter.

Miss: The new captain doesn't pay respects to their fallen captain.....dick.

Miss: *The Covenant crew walks on an alien planet without wearing suits.* And right away this crew is dumber than the Prometheus crew.

Hit: Hi David. Now there's two Michael Fassbenders.

Hit: It's a nice contrast between Walter and David.

Miss: Oh yeah, just locked in your crew mate with a newborn Zenomorph....what a bitch.

Miss: Death by Spray and Pray stupidity.

Miss: David is essentially Discount Roy Batty with a god complex.

Real Talk: If they wanted Fassbender to play Roy Batty just make a Blade Runner prequel.

Miss: When did David developed this complex between Prometheus and this movie? As soon as he reached the Engineer Planet he kills everyone, why?

Miss: David: "It's safe, I promise"
LIAR!

Miss: Elizabeth Shaw is dead but the movie hints that David did something to her. Doesn't show what or why.

Miss: How was David able to create facehuggers without any tech?

Hit: One jump scare.....somebody's learning.

Hit: Walter vs David

Miss: This movie feels rather short.

Miss: The Sargent had a facehugger on him for roughly a few seconds and yet he still had a chestburster implanted in him, how?

Miss: Oh no that's not Walter it's really David the whole time. Which I saw it coming from a city block away, also bye Walter.

Miss: Most of the scenes that were shown on YouTube are nowhere to be found in this movie.

Real Talk: I'm under the impression that this movie and Prometheus are going a different direction from the Alien series.

Sunday, May 6, 2018

Hits & Misses: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2




Hit: This movie's soundtrack.

Hit: Gotta give this movie credit of de-aging what Kurt Russel looked like in the 80s. I don't know if I should find that impressive or weird.

Miss: So Peter's mom knew about his alien dad yet didn't mention it in the first movie.

Hit: Baby Groot steals the first few minutes of the opening.

Hit: Drax is as Drax as ever.

Hit: Hi Nebula!

Hit/Wait What: BEN BROWDER!

Hit/Wait What: SYLVESTER STALLONE!

LOL: "Wasn't ripe yet"

Hit/LOL: Mantis

Hit/LOL: Mantis and Drax

Miss/LOL: Drax can be kind of a dick to Mantis.

Hit: Suddenly I'm getting Big Trouble in Little China flashbacks. Now if only Peter or Ego made a reference to that film.

Hit: Hi Howard!

Miss: The Ravagers are dicks to Baby Groot.

Miss: Sad Baby Groot

Real Talk: I don't wanna know where Groot got that severed toe.

Hit: Baby Groot gets pay back.

Hit: Apparently Yondu has a prototype fin that almost makes him look the character from the comics.

Real Talk: This movie breaks the 4th wall more times than Deadpool.

Miss: Ego almost has Peter on his side and for no reason he out right confess that he killed Peter's mom! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT WHEN THEY'RE THIS CLOSE OF WINNING?!

Hit: Hi David Hasselhoff!

Miss: An omnipotent god-planet is easily put to sleep by Mantis.....WHAT!? That's like Galactus getting beat up by Squirrel Girl, it's just......WHAT!?

Hit: Most of the characters' backstory.

Hit: The Watchers!

Hit: Yondu gets a character arc.

Hit/Wait What: VING RHAMES!

Hit/Wait What: MICHELLE YEOH!

Real Talk: Not gonna lie if next The Expendables movie takes place in outer space, I totally watch it.

Miss/Meh: I don't like Teenage Groot, he's not as adorable.

Hit: Yes we are Groot Mr Hasselhoff, yes we are.

Thursday, April 19, 2018

Hits & Misses: Maximum Ride





Miss: This movie is like if Stephanie Meyer wrote a shitty X-Men script and Fox just went with it out of pity.

Miss: “The School” Well this isn’t the most vague as fuck of a location ever.

Miss: Hi creepy bearded guy, care to back the hell up from my personal space?

Miss: Creepy bearded guy in a SUV filled with kids; this doesn’t scream potential child molestation at all.

Miss: Creepy bearded guy leaves his own son behind, what an asshole.

Real Talk: Jenna Marbles is one of the Executive Producers but giving how bland this movie is she needs to make some MAJOR improvements. That or just stick to YouTube.

Miss: Narration…..

Miss: A few minutes in and already I find Max incredibly boring, unimpressive and has a weak presence.

Miss: Max, eating two cookies is not a meal let alone a breakfast. You could at least have some cereal.

Miss: I would care for these characters’ crisis if none of them didn’t sound like they came from a CW soap opera.

Miss: Angel can mentally hear the Erasers approaching the house but doesn’t bother to tell Max and the others.

Miss: Discount Sabretooth or Discount Jacob Black, take your pick.

Miss: “Max and Ari in a flashback” Yeah Ari could you say your lines without sounding like a speakonia robot.

Question: “Max and Ari in a flashback” Now why would Jeb (the creepy bearded guy) brings his son to a top secret facility?

Real Talk: Any person (fictional or otherwise) who’s named Gazzy has all of my sympathies. Because that name is such a low hanging fruit that’s practically begging for fart jokes.

Miss: Nudge makes a point that “The Nest” is no longer safe but Max is certain that the Erasers won’t be back. Although it’s too bad that the movie proves how wrong Max is later on.

Hit: I gotta be honest here some of the visual/special effects do have decent quality in some scenes.

Miss: However, the visual/special effects in other scenes have qualities that reminds me of some of the Asylum films that I had the unfortunate pleasure to watch.

Miss: Max was doing fine being a bad ass until the guy pulls out a gun and shoots her. Apparently being shot at makes her forget that she has wings and could’ve just flown out of the way or just simply dodge.

Miss: The woman who was just being sexually assaulted is not all that bothered of two people whom happened to have wings as she helps them out. I get that they saved her and all but still she should at least shown some unease towards them.

Hit: Max having actually breakfast.

Miss: Well Nudge has shitty priorities, Angel is kidnapped and their house is gone after Sabretooth Jacob Black Ari came by. But sure Nudge go scoop out some clothing store with no fucks given to your current situation.

Miss: I know what this movie’s doing with the whole “people with powers surviving while hiding from the fearfully, normal society” trope. The problem is this has been done to death since the X-Men. At least with the anime series Tiger & Bunny and My Hero Academia tried something different with people born with powers.   

Miss: Obvious forced romantic interest is obvious.

Miss: “Max and Ari in a flashback #2” Seriously what is with Ari as a kid, acting somewhat normal when he first met Max. Then he acts like a complete creeper psychopath to her later on. And again why is this kid at a top secret facility, ever heard of babysitters?

Miss: Ari: “We’re the good guys!” You are, because I don’t see it as much as I see you as a psychopath. Also whoever this organization is have not displayed that they are the good guys. So yeah Ari you’re full of shit.

Hit: Ass shot.

Miss: Jeb’s the one who captured Max and the others, even though he was the one that let them out years ago. I would be surprised if I wasn’t too busy of not caring.

Miss: “For the greater good” cliché.

Miss: Ari must be blind as a bat or as dumb as the bat nipples because how could he not see Max obviously going for the keycard. And it’s not like she’s even trying to be sneaking about it.

Miss: “Max running away from the Erasers” What is with these weird ass, quick as fuck cuts, they’re practically giving me seizures!

Miss: Obvious sequel baiting is obvious.

BONUS ROUND

Miss/Sarcasm: “The Institute”, “The Nest”, “The School”…. Clearly the pinnacle of creativity this movie has.

Miss: Apparently Iggy’s met to be blind but given the actor’s performance through the movie it was rather choppy to notice that.

Miss: What exactly are the motives of the Institute, what was the purpose of creating these children? Creating new species of humanity, for profit, for power? Maybe the movie should’ve taken the time to give out important details rather than having vague ass speeches that don’t explain anything.

Miss: This movie’s ability of being boringly mediocre with its story and characters reminds Speed of Thought. And I don’t need to be getting flashbacks of that pile of garbage.

Friday, April 6, 2018

Hits & Misses: The Black Room






Hit: Nice ominous POV homage to Halloween.

Miss: Obviously fake ass mist/fog/smoke effects are obvious.

Miss: Why would this woman let her granddaughter stay at a house that has some creepy supernatural stuff going on?

Miss: Wow, a few minutes in and already got pervy ghost rape. Thanks movie.

Miss: “Granddaughter being manhandled by demon hands.” I know this is meant to be scary but giving how she’s (re)acting and the cheesy music it feels like I’m watching a porno spoof.

Miss: “This movie’s opening title sequence” What is with the music, am I watching a horror film or a crappy Bond knock-off?

Miss: Ah fuck they dragged Natasha Henstridge into this movie.

Hit: Also, Natasha Henstridge.

Miss: Realtor: “Ever since that horrible incident with her daughter.” Don’t you mean her GRANDDAUGHTER? Ugh reshoot please.

Miss: I get it Mr. Electrician Man, Natasha Henstridge is hot. Now put that dick back in your pants please.

Hit: Jennifer: “No sexual activity until the creepy Mr. Fix It is gone” Agreed and I don’t blame you.

Miss: Yeah Creepy Mr Fix It, care to bang on that door a little harder and maybe shout a little louder as well.

Miss: Despite being naked in the tub we see no naughty bits of Natasha Henstridge.

Hit: But still, naked Natasha Henstridge.

Miss: I know this is meant to be scary and/or seductive but all I’m seeing is Jennifer and Paul being sexually violated by pervert ghosts. And it’s not like they can see the ghosts which even make it less scary and more like a lazy exploitation.

Miss: Oh great, undead, creepy Electrician.

Miss: Oh wow, Jennifer’s sister is an Emo Bitch.

Miss: “Paul gets possessed” Wow nice low budget lightning effects movie, it’s like I’m watching a Lets Play of Phantasmagoria 2.

Miss: “Possessed Paul fails at seducing two waitresses at a restaurant” It’s like if Paul was in a D&D game and rolled a natural 1 at seduction twice.

Miss: “Possessed Paul makes one of the waitresses’ breasts shrink to A Cups then soon after has breasts growing on her back.” I would find this scary if it wasn’t goofy at the same time.

Miss: So this sexual demon was summoned by doped up hippies back in the 70s. Why?

WTF: “Possessed Paul makes the other waitress explode with orgasm by fingering a cup of coffee.” How the fuck is this scary or seductive?

Miss: “Possessed Paul making out with a wall of demon hands.” More porno spoof action! This movie is just not trying to be all scary but rather have sexually situations ranging from silly to grossly uncomfortable.

Miss: “Possessed Paul even fails at seducing Jennifer.” Now just how am I supposed to take this Incubus seriously if it can’t even seduce the pants out of nearby women?

Miss: If the Emo Bitch sister is unimpressed by the demonically well-endowed dick, you got problems.

Real Talk: Emo Bitch sister dies via tentacle rape and not in a kinky way.

Hit: OK this time Possessed Paul is slowly improving on his seduction skills on Jennifer.

Hit: Natasha Cleavage!

Real Talk: Title Drop….

Miss: How does the granddaughter know about the Incubus or what went on decades ago? It’s not like her grandma told her or that “Hippies killed by a summoned sex demon” is public knowledge either.

Real Talk: Is the actor playing Paul British? If so I think his accent is showing.

Miss: Jennifer suspects something off is going in the house (and Paul) but doesn’t just get the fuck out of there.

Real Talk: “The Incubus is reborn in a sexy female body.” Not gonna lie I’d totally hit that.

Miss: “Jennifer stabs the female sex demon with a kitchen knife, killing her instantly”. Well that was fucking easy.

Hit: Paul has the right idea for the both of them to move the fuck out of the house.

Miss: “Jennifer is apparently possessed by the Incubus somehow as the movie ends.” Predictable shocker endings are predictable.

Monday, March 19, 2018

Hits & Misses: Logan




Hit/LOL: Drunk Logan.
Hit: Berserker Rage in the first few minutes.
Miss: Logan has a job as a Discount Uber driver.
Hit: Logan uses his real name.
LOL: Crazy Xavier
Miss: We're not shown how the Mutant population gotten stagnate, just told that mutants aren't being born anymore.
Miss: Discount Rick Flag
Real Talk: First Hit Girl and now Laura (X-23), I think it's about time for DC to step their game up with their kid heroes.
Hit: Xavier speaks Spanish.
Hit: Character dynamic between Logan and Laura.
Miss: We're not told much of what happened to the rest of the X-Men.
LOL: Logan needs glasses to read.
Hit/LOL: The most bad ass mutant in Marvel Comics and he gets punched in the face by a little girl. Just fucking adorable.
Miss: Reference to Wolverine: X-Men Origins.
Miss: Logan uses a gun.
Miss: The last movie with/about Logan and we'll never gonna get a Hulk vs Wolverine.
Real Talk: That little girl deserves an award immediately!
Miss: No after credit scene.
Real Talk: I'm sensing a possible Runaway spin off.

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Hits & Misses: Dragonball Evolution



Miss: This film exist. And what does the title mean exactly? Dragonball Evolution, an evolution of what, I doubt it’s the evolution of the characters or the story.

Miss: Narration...


Miss: Grandpa Gohan: “First rule is there are no rules.”

Well it’s no wonder this movie fails so badly, completely ignoring the rules of the source material.

Hit: Here you go the only appearance of the Power Pole.


Miss: There’s no narrative reason to have Grandpa Gohan alive in this movie, especially since he’s gonna die later on. So the only reason why he’s here is to be a Discount Ben Kenobi/Uncle Ben.


Hit: Goku gets knock on his ass.


Miss: Goku: “Teach me how to be normal.”

You mean how to be a bland character? Don’t worry the writers got that covered.

Miss: Also this is pretty much the extent of Goku’s character, being a Discount Peter Parker/Jim Livingston.


Miss: I know they wanted to “modernized” Goku but it would’ve helped to have him in home school. Having him in high school makes him just like every other shitty high school stereotype from every other shitty high school movie.


Miss: Out of all the things Goku faced over the years (an evil army, a demon king, a mercenary, aliens, androids, gods, an evil doppelganger, fighters from different universes). All of whom really pushed Goku to his limits and beyond. But in this movie… (Sarcastic)Oh no, high school bullies! How will Goku ever gonna make it?! Oh dear me! (Real Talk)Man get the fuck out of here with that shit.


Miss: Hi obvious forced romantic inter….I mean Chi-Chi.


Miss: Goku, you’re not the Hulk so stop making that ugly ass angry face.


Miss: Previous on Final Fantasy. Seriously where the hell did Piccolo get this airship?


Miss: Also good job not establishing/explaining how Piccolo got out of the Mafuba. Details, what are those?


Miss: They just had to drag James Marsters in to this movie.


Hit: Also James Marsters.


Miss: Piccolo unleashed an energy ball that can take down a city block. But upon closer look at this village there are some survivors. Sorry but there should be NO ONE left after that blast. Nappa ought to teach this guy how it’s done.


Miss: I’m not buying that this Asian chick is Mai from the original series. For one her name isn’t mentioned once through the whole movie. So I’m gonna call her Asian Power Girl….for obvious reasons.


Miss: “Goku creepily stares at Chi-Chi” This isn’t a creepy scene at all and that Goku isn’t a fucking creeper.


Miss: Goku: “My grandpa would say beware of the Nameks”

And how exactly does Gohan know about the Namekians? Did he used to travel with the Doctor? This movie’s supposed to be based from the original series, as in before the whole Goku and Piccolo are aliens bit was established. I know this movie’s trying to get to the DBZ portion of the series, but its gotta shit ton of story arcs before getting to that point.

Miss: Also there was only ONE Namekian who was destroying the earth not an entire race. Were you even paying attention to the narration?


Miss: This is what the writers thought when it came to developing Chi-Chi. “Oh let’s have her know what Ki is therefore the audience doesn’t get the idea that she’s completely meaningless to the story. GENIUS!”


Miss: Also this is what it took for Chi-Chi to have the hots for Goku, using Ki to open a locker. And let’s not forget that she already has a boyfriend prior to this scene. GREAT ROMANTIC WRITING RIGHT HERE PEOPLE!


Miss: Also, also awkward Goku/Chi-Chi conversation.


Miss: Oh yes Goku, go right ahead and leave your grandpa without even letting him know where you're going. And on your own Birthday while he’s being slaving away in the kitchen no less. What an asshole.


Miss: I know I should be cheering for Goku as he gives the bullies their comeuppance but honestly he should’ve done it ages ago.


Miss: Goku’s rapey smile.


Miss: Well would you look at this, the moon is full yet Goku’s not transforming into a great ape. Granted he has no tail for him to do so but still a miss.


Miss: Goku: “My grandpa said he’ll explain everything when I’m 18 and I’m 18.”

Yet here you are at some hot chick’s house trying to tap that said hot chick’s ass. Again what an asshole.

Hit: Gonna be honest here this little tussle between Grandpa Gohan and Asian Power Girl was OK. Just don’t get your hopes on the other fight scenes later on.


Miss: Oh hey Piccolo, haven’t seen you in while, I honestly forgot that you were in this movie.


Miss: Wasn’t kidding about Gohan being Discount Ben Kenobi now that Piccolo pulls a Discount Darth Vader on him.


Hit: Chi-Chi cleavage shot, hey I’m trying to give this movie some good points. Take it or leave it.


Miss: Yeah, movie if you’re trying to make me feel sad for Goku of losing his grandpa, it’s not working.


Miss: A few minutes after being introduced and I already have a couple of problems with this Bulma. Firstly she has no knowledge of what the Dragonballs are, what they do and apparently what they’re called.


Miss: And secondly why does she even need the Dragonballs to create free energy? She’s a technological genius; she can just build that shit if she wanted to. Clear example of a meaningless character motivation.


Miss: Nice to see the Dragon Radar, sadly it’ll only serve its purpose whenever the plot calls for it. Enjoy!


Miss: Master Roshi’s place is some broking down house in a generic city. Because that’s where he truly lives instead of a house on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean.


Miss: They just had to drag Chow Yun Fat in to this movie.


Hit: Also Chow Yun Fat.


Hit: Seeing asshole Goku getting beat up by Roshi is pretty hilarious.


Miss: Now why did Roshi’s Dragonball gave Goku visions of what’s coming? I don’t think this was ever established in the original. Nor has it been established of one Dragonball gives you the power to sense the others.


Real Talk: And if these Dragonballs can imbue someone with DB senses then what’s the point of Bulma’s Radar in general?


Miss: Roshi mentions Airbending…. Airbending, a concept from a completely different series that has ZERO contexts within the rules of the Dragonball Mythos. I fail to understand what the writers were doing aside from insulting the audiences’ intelligence.


Hit: CHI-CHI SMASH!


Miss: Chi-Chi: “I heard about your grandfather’s accident, I’m so sorry.”

And how/when exactly did you “heard” about that? It’s not like we’re shown Goku telling the school about it. And it’s not like he Facebook/Twitter that shit.

Miss: Roshi: “I can’t train you here, my Ki is shriveling up”

Get it…it’s a double entendre…because he was also referring to his dick! GET IT!

Miss: But seriously though, what kind of a dumbass screenwriter has characters go to some random ass place (the Stone Temple) that doesn’t even affect the overall story? Could’ve easily skipped this scene and nothing of value would’ve been lost. Not that this movie had anything of value to lose to begin with.


Miss: Bulma: “At least it won’t be a total waste, got a signal from a Dragonball”

Then why didn’t your radar get a signal before you guys came to the temple of pointless? See what I mean by the radar only works whenever the plot calls for it?

Hit: And here you go, the only scene of Master Roshi wearing his sunglasses.


Miss: Also fuck this scene for ripping off the lifting a rock while upside down scene from Empire Strikes Back.


Miss: Goku and the others unknowingly fall in to a hole…. The fuck is this, Pokemon?!


Miss: First appearance of Yamcha yet he and Goku don’t even fight each other.


Real Talk: And say what you want about Yamcha but at least he’s not a complete pussy all time. And at least when shit got serious so did he.


Miss: Bulma: “You’re nothing but a low life bandit!”

That would be the real Yamcha you’re describing. This Yamcha on the other hand is some random blonde haired dude with zero characterization and motivation.

Miss: Oh that’s right, Piccolo’s in this movie. Guess I forgot again.


Miss: I’m gonna mention this right now; Piccolo has no real villain motivation. Just sits on his ass until the plot calls him to do something. Even his reasons for obtaining the Dragonballs are rather shallow. If all he wants is to destroy the world just have him keep blowing shit up until there’s nothing left. Or why not have him wish for immortality in case if there are any survivors they won’t live long enough to fuck with him.


Miss: Discount Minion Creatures from every Power Rangers show you’ve ever seen.


Miss: These creatures can regenerate upon damage yet immediately throwing them in to a pit of lava stops them completely. Gotta give credit to the writers when it comes to not giving a shit at creating intense action scenes.


Hit: Goku gets a surprise kick to the face from Asian Power Girl.


Real Talk: Goku: “I need to find a way to stop Ozaru.”

OK…how about killing yourself.

Miss: They just had to drag Erine Hudson in to this movie.


Hit: Also Erine Hudson.


Miss: The World Martial Arts Tournament is shown but has no importance with the story.


Miss: So despite learning from Roshi and Gohan all it took for Goku to learn channel his Ki proper was Chi-Chi essentially offering herself. Because the power of boners will always prevail.


Miss: Asian Power Girl can shapeshift with no explanation of how.


Hit: Chi-Chi vs Chi-Chi.


Hit: Goku gets shot in the face and almost dies.


Miss: Roshi uses the Kamehameha Wave to revive Goku, because that’s how concussive Ki blast work. And I’m aware that in the series Ki energy can be transfer from one character to the next. The problem is the Kamehameha Wave has never been known to do that. So unless Goku is a Ki blast absorbing android he should be all dead.


Miss: Also fuck this movie for not establishing the Senzu Beans.


Miss: Roshi mentions the “Dragon Temple”, a location that has never been brought up until now. Me sense shitty plot contrivance in this one.


Miss: And why even go to some random ass place in order to summon Shen Long? I’m pretty sure Piccolo can summon the dragon anywhere he wants now.


Miss: Now how exactly does Piccolo know that Goku’s from space or that he was “hiding” among us humans? Or that Goku is this Ozaru? Remember, Piccolo was in an evil containment jar for 2,000 years. So unless he got out 18 years prior to Goku’s arrival on Earth this makes no sense and stupid.


Miss: Ozaru in this movie is not a giant ape, how disappointing. And I’m not buying that Piccolo can control Ozaru Goku. Hell he couldn’t even handle Ozaru Gohan (in Dragonball Z).


Miss: Yamcha immediately gets knock on his ass by Ozaru Goku. The real Yamcha lasted a lot longer when he fought Ozaru Goku.


Miss: Bulma: “I had that under control.”

Sure you did Bulma, sure you did.

Miss: Goku vs Piccolo, lamest fight ever!


Miss: Goku: “I am Goku…I am Ozaru. To be one with myself I must be two.”

That makes no sense when you considered that you’re no Bruce Banner and Ozaru’s no Hulk. But I guess that’s the type of writing you get when no one gave a shit about the rules and continuity of the source material.

Miss: The overall series maybe goofy as hell but at least it doesn’t mess around when comes to physics. Because I find it impossible for Goku to be flying towards Piccolo while firing the Kamehameha Wave at the same damn time. More than likely he should be flying at the opposite direction.


Miss: Sorry but with a Ki blast explosion like that there should be nothing left of Piccolo. Or at the very least get scattered to pieces.


Miss: Shen Long’s rather tiny for a powerful wishing dragon.


Miss: Sure Goku, waste a wish on guy you knew for a week rather than wishing back the one person who raised you for years. Did I mention what an asshole Goku is?


Miss: Piccolo still alive…not that it matters due to this movie bombed in theaters to the point of the sequel getting canceled.


Hit: Also the sequel got canceled.


BONUS ROUND


Miss: Since this movie’s world had no anthropomorphic creature meaning there was no Oolong, no Puar, no Korin. Not even Turtle’s in the movie.


Miss: Every location in the Dragon Ball series has their own unique look and feel throughout the stories. Whereas the locations in this movie came off as being bland, generic and forgettable.


Real Talk: This film is pure shit and I mean bad shit. Bad shit like the shit is bad, it’s shit shit, this shit isn’t worth shit. Now I’m aware that there are people who actually love this movie and may get pissed of the criticism I’ve given here. And if you are these people please feel free to defend Dragonball Evolution. But please be aware that I don’t have enough fucks to care.

Friday, November 24, 2017

After A Long Dead Silence

Hey everyone so I've been gone for two years and for good reasons. Firstly I've been very productive with my webcomics to the point that reviewing movies was sorta in the way. More so, the process of writing a film review were getting a bit too lengthy for me. So this does mean I'm no longer doing film reviews, however, I am returning with something completely different. Something that'll let say won't take too long within the writing process. So there's something to look forward to real soon, stay tuned.