Saturday, May 19, 2018

Hits & Misses: Alien Covenant




Hit: Opening Title sequence does a call back to the first movie.

Hit: This movie's soundtrack.

Miss: Guess having James Franco in the movie was pointless considering that his character dies a few minutes in.

Hit: A touchy scene from Daniels and Walter.

Miss: The new captain doesn't pay respects to their fallen captain.....dick.

Miss: *The Covenant crew walks on an alien planet without wearing suits.* And right away this crew is dumber than the Prometheus crew.

Hit: Hi David. Now there's two Michael Fassbenders.

Hit: It's a nice contrast between Walter and David.

Miss: Oh yeah, just locked in your crew mate with a newborn Zenomorph....what a bitch.

Miss: Death by Spray and Pray stupidity.

Miss: David is essentially Discount Roy Batty with a god complex.

Real Talk: If they wanted Fassbender to play Roy Batty just make a Blade Runner prequel.

Miss: When did David developed this complex between Prometheus and this movie? As soon as he reached the Engineer Planet he kills everyone, why?

Miss: David: "It's safe, I promise"
LIAR!

Miss: Elizabeth Shaw is dead but the movie hints that David did something to her. Doesn't show what or why.

Miss: How was David able to create facehuggers without any tech?

Hit: One jump scare.....somebody's learning.

Hit: Walter vs David

Miss: This movie feels rather short.

Miss: The Sargent had a facehugger on him for roughly a few seconds and yet he still had a chestburster implanted in him, how?

Miss: Oh no that's not Walter it's really David the whole time. Which I saw it coming from a city block away, also bye Walter.

Miss: Most of the scenes that were shown on YouTube are nowhere to be found in this movie.

Real Talk: I'm under the impression that this movie and Prometheus are going a different direction from the Alien series.

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