Sunday, August 26, 2018

Hit & Misses: Suicide Squad




I'm gonna get the misses out of the way first.
Miss: This movie tried way too hard to make Deadshot funny. I get it movie Deadshot is played by Will Smith, that's no excuse to kiddified the character. Also Arrow had an actor who played Deadshot a lot better.

Miss: Also also Deadshot is just Will Smith playing Will Smith playing Deadshot in this movie.

Miss: The fight between Batman and Deadshot gave me Jersey Girl flashbacks.

Miss: Rick Flagg is kinda a pitiful character if he's easily manipulated by the V.

Miss: So the world almost got destroyed because Waller was dumb enough to have Enchantress on her Task Force X.

Miss: With all these scenes featuring Batman it's almost like this movie was original met to be a Batman movie.

Miss: The final fight scene is great and all but why couldn't the Enchantress just magically blast the Suicide Squad away? Was fighting them hand-to-hand really the smartest way to do it? No, the answer is no.

Miss: So Slipknot and Katana don't get those fancy backstory/visual narrations? Just say a few lines of dialogue and accept it. And you wanna know something else, these characters could've been written out of the film and nothing wouldn't be miss.

Miss: Slipknot was quickly brought in the movie only to be quickly killed off later. What a waste.

Miss: Batman and Joker don't fight each other in this movie.

Miss: Instead of making Killer Croc as big as house they made him some normal size dude with a face of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie.

Miss: To be honest they could've dropped Joker out of the movie. I mean he really had no effect with the story. Granted he provided a good backstory for Harley but after that he's just taking up too much screen time.

Miss: *Waller orders Deadshot to shoot Harley* He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose..... And Deadshot missed on purpose.....PREDICTABLE!

And now for the Hits.
Hit: Harley Quinn

Hit: BEST CALLBACK TO ALEX ROSS' WORK!

Hit: Batman vs Deadshot

Hit: El Diablo

Hit: Harley Quinn pulls an awesome "FOOLED YOU" moment.

Hit: Deadshot's got some amazing grouping skills, Revolver Ocelot would be proud.

Hit: Katana

Hit: Amanda Waller

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