Miss: Nina showing her train ticket to Joe while still on her phone: "Oh my god, this guy is totally staring at my tits." Well you're obviously lying given how the scene didn't hinted that at all. Not to mention your scarf's covering up any cleavage you have underneath it.
Real Talk: This one passenger has two sets of keys, that's not suspicious at all.
Hit: Sean Pertwee in a werewolf movie, this could get awesome.
Miss: The train driver is outside checking the track but either he and Joe don't have radios to talk to each other.
Real Talk: Rustling sounds coming from the woods behind the train driver, I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Miss: And Sean Pertwee is killed off by a werewolf and I was hoping he'd kill a few be he died.
Hit: Joe telling Nina: "This is a no smoking train, miss." Nina: "Piss off...." *Joe then snatches the cigarette from her and puts it out.* Yeah, fuck that bitch.
Hit: *Joe, Ellen and the passengers are walking along the track as there are a set of scary eyes in the distance before they fade into the darkness.* This is one of those blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene but delivers a subtle scare.
Real Talk: Oh yes Joe, go investigate all the rustling from the bushes. What could possibly go wrong?
Miss: *The elderly couple were practically left behind when they hear the monstrous howling.* What a bunch of assholes.
Hit: *Jenny's leg gets caught of the train door then gets bitten by a werewolf.* Damn that's a nasty bite!
Hit: The movie spared no expense in the practical effects on that bite wound.
Miss: Kinda pointless to be quiet, whatever's out there has a clear idea you guys are in the train.
Hit: In most horror films, the main characters' cellphone (and other means of communication) conveniently don't work. But in this movie, the emergency phone on the train is out only to be revealed that the line to the phone was cut. "How did they cut the power, man?! They're animals!"
Real Talk: I know Jenny's in pain and all but she sounds rather kinky making those moaning noises.
Hit: *A bonding moment with Kate and Nina.*
Miss: I don't know what Nina's Mom's problem is that she completely ignores her daughter's plea for help.
Miss: So after redeeming Nina just a tad with that earlier scene with Kate, she gets killed off.
Hit: It took an old man to tell these people to quit whining and do something.
Real Talk: *Adrian reveals to Joe that he's married with kids while having multiple affairs in secret.* What an asshole.
Miss: *Paul uses the restroom, outside of the barricaded cabin until the werewolf burst in from the ceiling and tears him apart.* Nice going, jackass. Why don't you have a dinner bell around your neck while you're at it?
Hit: Even after Job sees the werewolf, the movie still shows small glimpses of it to add more tension.
Hit: The werewolf design is most impressive.
Miss: *This one roided as fuck werewolf got taken out by normal, panicky humans.* Well that was fucking easy and disappointing.
Hit: *Werewolf tries to get up but Joe completely smashed its skull in with a fire extinguisher.* Nice!
Real Talk: Movie shows three more werewolves and they looked pissed.
Miss: *Matt's suppose to be Billy's lookout until hears noises from the woods and leaves to check.* And of course the person hears some voices in the woods and goes to investigate all alone. Because that has never gone wrong at all.
Hit: Even hidden by the darkness, these werewolves are still terrifying.
Real Talk: I don't feel sorry for Matt one bit, it's his own fault for wondering off into the woods.
Hit: Jenny's reaction to all the howling outside.
Hit: Them some fine werewolf legs I've ever seen.
Hit: Jenny's transitioning into a werewolf.
Miss: *Adrian doesn't warn Kate that one of the werewolves is at the train door where she's standing at. And then the werewolf bust through the door, grabbing Kate but Adrian just kicks her out the door.* Again what an asshole...
Miss: Ellen: "Where's Kate? Adrian: "She'd still be alive if you hadn't tied me up." Bullshit she would, asshole.
Hit: Two of these werewolves clearly have boobs.
Hit: Billy's Last Stand
Miss: Joe stands behind to give Ellen the chance to get away.
Miss: Nobody at this train station don't even notice this one woman all dirty and bloody?
Hit: Movie ends with Adrian being maul to death by the now transitioning werewolf Joe. What, I'm suppose to care for Adrian? Fuck that guy he's an asshole, the way I see it karma's just doing its job.
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