Hit: This movie is like what The Thing prequel should've been versus what we ended up with.
Hit: Svetlana talking to Dock: "He's begging for an ass kicking." Graff talking to Svetlana: "If anybody's going be delivering an ass kicking, it's gonna be me. You pull a knife on my ship and I'll gut you with it." Graff doesn't fuck around.
Hit: Also ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Lance Henriksen!
Miss: Stephen sure can't document a video, Ronelle's try to get footage of the salvaged moon lander and he keeps telling her to stay on him.
Hit/Real Talk: Movie has likable characters, except for Stephen he's a bit of an asshole.
Hit/LOL: "Professor Asswipe..."
Real Talk: Just pointing this out but are Svetlana's eyes suppose to look like that or is she wearing contacts?
Miss: Sadie was wearing gloves when inspecting the moon lander and its pilot. But go right ahead Stephen, touch anything in there with your bare hands. I'm sure nothing bad will happen.
Miss: Stephen talking to Sadie and Graff: "Instead of leaving sealed human remains inside of a pressure suit. She chose to expose us all to who knows what kind of biohazard." He's not wrong but then again he did exposed himself to said who-knows-what-kind-of-biohazard by putting his bare hands on the dead cosmonaut. Jackass...
Hit: Graff talking to Stephen as he has him restrained: "You throw one tantrum and I'll bite your goddamn nose off." Again, Graff doesn't fuck around.
Hit: *Stephen is out in the cold complaining that he can't breath, he's then moved back inside until his back starts growing strange appendages. Afterwards strange goo shoots out all over the place.* One of many awesome scenes with impressive practical effects.
Hit: *Some of that goo starts moving, escaping via nearby drain.* Suddenly I'm John Carpenter's The Thing flashbacks.
Hit: Dock talking to Sadie: "I put this on you...you and this voodoo bullshit!" John Carpenter's The Thing callback.
Hit: They even use practical effects for the micro-creatures when seen under a microscope.
LOL: Graff: "We're gonna need a bigger bucket."
Hit: This movie is an Easter egg of The Thing references because there's a Chess Wizard game seen in the engine room.
Hit: After the infected Dock is burnt by Svetlana. Big G: "Did it had to be fire." Svetlana: "Freeze melts, fire is forever."
Miss: Ronelle just stands too close where the tentacled creature is flailing from a pipe, gets grabbed and pulled into said pipe.
Hit: The bottom half of Atka approaching towards Svetlana as it mutates and eventually snatches her away through the vents.
Hit: This film is a testament of how practical effects have adapted in the era of CGI.
Miss: Graff ends up infected.
Hit: *Big G is confronted by the now mutated Svetlana.* More impressive practical effects at work.
Hit: Also Mutated Svetlana Boob!
Real Talk: Sadie talking to the Dutch Harbor coast guard: "All souls lost, except one. Harbinger down...." Ladies and gentlemen, we have a title drop.
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