Real Talk: Originally I was gonna review Eli but looking back to it there was barely anything to work with. So here's this backup movie instead, enjoy.
Hit: Noomi Rapace in sci-fi horror thriller.
Miss: Big spider scare.... Fuck you movie!
Hit: Renee's son Evan is a bit of comic artist.
Real Talk: I just love Noomi's accent.
Real Talk: Suspicious surveillance cameras in horror movies are never a good sign.
Hit: Hi Michael Chiklis
Miss: Evan's dad is a real asshole.
Hit: *Renee is being abducted by two van drivers.* And there's that sexy scream of hers.
Miss: Normally the abductors would just duct tape the abductee's mouth but duct taping the whole head is kinda unnecessary.
Hit: Gotta give credit the film's cinematography.
Hit: It's like I'm watching a horror version of 50 Shades of Gray. Which would be a lot better than the actual 50 Shades of Gray.
Hit: Hi Peter Stormare
Hit: *Renee's talking to another abductee in the next room. Until the abductors went into his room and to proceed to do god knows what as he screams "not my eyes" while there's a drilling sound revving in the background.* Well that didn't sound good at all but still scary though.
Hit: There's some pod people vibes from these people while they're testing Renee. Even that quark they do with caressing their faces on Renee's skin just makes them more alien in behavior.
Miss: Oh god damn, another big ass spider scare!
Miss: Obvious CGI spider is obvious.
Hit: *Renee breaks out of her restraints and makes her way out the room from the vent.* Suddenly we went from sci-fi thriller 50 Shades to sci-fi thriller Die Hard.
Real Talk: *As Renee explores through the ventilation shafts, she sees other captives going through the similar "tests" as she has.* This group has been abducting people, injecting them with a solution and are putting through fear induced torture to trigger some type of change in them. Think of it as Resident Evil meets Hostel.
Hit: Nice, intense music as Renee sneaks around this facility.
Hit: Renee sees one of them removing his contacts, revealing that his eyes are not normal.
Hit: *Dianne morphs her face to show Renee what she'll become if her genes are rupture.* Gross but cool effect.
Hit: You gotta love Peter Stormare's performance.
Real Talk: *Renee has a transparent helmet strapped to her head, which then is filled with spiders as she starts panicking.* Suddenly I'm getting the "AHHH NOT THE BEES" flashbacks.
Hit: *Renee starts bashing her head on anything to break open the helmet.* Gotta give credit to Noomi's performance in this scene.
Hit: Also more sexy Noomi screams.
Hit: *Renee continues into breaking the transparent helmet until she stops and begins to change. Indicating that she's finally rupture.* Honestly I'm glad this happened, I was curious to see if she would actually change. Would've been a bit disappointed if she didn't or died at the end.
Hit: Even as a newly evolved, emotionless genetic being, Noomi's still very beautiful.
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