Hit: The Spider-Man theme music makes its appearance!
Hit: Vulture's origin story during the aftermath of the first Avengers movie.
Hit: Damage Control!
Miss: Although this begs the question of where were Damage
Control this whole time? Also how do we know they aren't Hydra? Me sense a
retcon.
Hit: Civil War Recap from Peter Parker's perspective.
Hit: Sorry everyone but Tom Holland is the better Peter
Parker/Spider-Man. All thanks to how the character was handled/written.
Real Talk: OK pay no attention to the race
change, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me......
Miss: ....And it's bothering me, it's bothering me a lot!
Why the hell is Flash Thompson a scrawny brown kid?!
Hit: Hi Shocker!
Miss: Bye Shocker....
Hit: Hi new Shocker!
Hit: Also see how they bring in multiple villains without
being a clusterfuck to the story (i.e. Spider-Man 3).
Hit: Tony's new armor has the same color scheme from
Ultimate Iron Man.
Real Talk: What's Tony doing in India?
Miss: I understand that Aunt May is pretty hot but dear god
does everyone have a boner for her?!
Hit: Also Aunt May is hot.
Miss: "Penis Parker" What kinda insult is that?
WEAK!
Miss: This Michelle character really disturbs me.
Hit: Vulture's motives are rather admirable for his
character.
Hit: All the Spider-Man vs Vulture fight scenes.
Miss: Spidey makes an oopsie.
Hit: Mac Gargan
Miss: Ned has an ugly phone contact photo.
Real Talk: It would've been awesome if Spidey
and Falcon team up against Vulture.
Real Talk: So with the new Avengers facility
what's gonna happen to Avengers Tower?
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