Miss: This movie tried way too hard to make Deadshot funny. I get it movie Deadshot is played by Will Smith, that's no excuse to kiddified the character. Also Arrow had an actor who played Deadshot a lot better.
Miss: Also also Deadshot is just Will Smith playing Will Smith playing Deadshot in this movie.
Miss: The fight between Batman and Deadshot gave me Jersey Girl flashbacks.
Miss: Rick Flagg is kinda a pitiful character if he's easily manipulated by the V.
Miss: So the world almost got destroyed because Waller was dumb enough to have Enchantress on her Task Force X.
Miss: With all these scenes featuring Batman it's almost like this movie was original met to be a Batman movie.
Miss: The final fight scene is great and all but why couldn't the Enchantress just magically blast the Suicide Squad away? Was fighting them hand-to-hand really the smartest way to do it? No, the answer is no.
Miss: So Slipknot and Katana don't get those fancy backstory/visual narrations? Just say a few lines of dialogue and accept it. And you wanna know something else, these characters could've been written out of the film and nothing wouldn't be miss.
Miss: Slipknot was quickly brought in the movie only to be quickly killed off later. What a waste.
Miss: Batman and Joker don't fight each other in this movie.
Miss: Instead of making Killer Croc as big as house they made him some normal size dude with a face of a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie.
Miss: To be honest they could've dropped Joker out of the movie. I mean he really had no effect with the story. Granted he provided a good backstory for Harley but after that he's just taking up too much screen time.
Miss: *Waller orders Deadshot to shoot Harley* He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose, He's gonna miss on purpose..... And Deadshot missed on purpose.....PREDICTABLE!
And now for the Hits.
Hit: Harley Quinn
Hit: BEST CALLBACK TO ALEX ROSS' WORK!
Hit: Batman vs Deadshot
Hit: El Diablo
Hit: Harley Quinn pulls an awesome "FOOLED YOU" moment.
Hit: Deadshot's got some amazing grouping skills, Revolver Ocelot would be proud.
Hit: Katana
Hit: Amanda Waller
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