Hits & Misses: Avengers Infinity War

Miss: After everything went on in Thor Ragnarok, half of what's left of the Asgardian survivors are killed.

Real Talk: I want to be shocked that Loki’s dead but its Loki, there’s no telling with that guy.

Hit/LOL: Drax's ability to become invisible.

Hit: Hulk vs Thanos

Hit: Stark and Strange banter.

Miss: Banner can’t Hulk out.

Hit: The Black Order

LOL: “Space Donut”

Miss: Just how exactly is Vision capable to look human? Is it the mind stone, is Scarlet Witch doing that?

Hit: Thor goes off to get a new hammer, Stormbreaker.

Miss: Unfortunately this probably means that Beta Ray Bill won’t be in the MCU.

Miss/LOL: Star Lord’s annoying dick-measuring.

Surprised: RED SKULL!!

Miss: Gamora is dead…..

Hit: The movie spares no expense to make Thanos a flesh out character.

Hit: PETER DINKLAGE!!!

Miss: Stark, Strange, Parker and half of the Guardians almost taken off Thanos’ gauntlet only to have Star Lord to fuck it up.

Hit: Thanos calls out Dr. Strange for not using the Time Stone.

Hit/LOL: Rocket: “How much for the gun?” Bucky: “It’s not for sale.” Rocket: “Alright... How much for the arm?” “Bucky ignores him and runs off” Rocket: “I’m getting that arm.”

Miss: Bucky dead…

Miss: Black Panther dead…

Miss: Falcon dead…

Miss: Groot dead…

Miss: Drax dead…

Miss: Mantis dead…

Miss: Dr Strange dead…

Miss: Spider-Man dead…

Miss: Vision dead…

Miss: Scarlet Witch dead…

Miss: Nick Fury dead…

Hit: I don’t think there’s been any movie that’s left me emotionally drained in a good way like this movie has.

Real Talk: I'm probably speaking for myself when I say fuck Captain Marvel.