DISCLAIMER: When seeing the trailer I was worried that the film was gonna be all "progressive" in the most heavy handed style of storytelling possible. Thankfully the movie doesn't fall too deep into that abyss.
WARNING: If you're suffering from epilepsy caused by flashing lights, please watch this film with caution.
Hit: Movie starts off where the first one ended.
LOL: Discount M.I.B. Neuralizer
Miss: The Underminer gets away and is never heard again throughout the movie.
Miss: Character(s) with traumatic backstory will be later revealed as obvious villain(s). I'm not that smart or anything I just have that ability to point out the obvious.
Miss: You mean no one in the family hasn't notice of Jack-Jack having powers since the last movie, how?
Hit: This movie has the best motorcycle scene since Akira.
Hit: That's one way to unitize stretchy powers while on a motorcycle.
LOL: Edna Mode happily agrees to babysit Jack-Jack. What goofy shenanigans could possibly happen?
Hit: Bob learns to be a father.
Hit: Holy crap there's more supers out there! I guess Syndrome didn't killed them all.
Miss: Obvious red herrings are obvious.
Hit: Superpower fight scenes.
Hit: This movie's gorgeous soundtrack.
Real Talk: A Super named Voyd. Someone's a fan of Portal.
Hit/LOL: Jack-Jack vs Raccoon
Hit: Johnny Quest!
LOL: Discount Drax
Hit: That Helen ass (yeah I know this a Pixar movie but still)!
Miss: Bob and Helen acting like helicopter parents.
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