Hit: Movie starts off with an exciting action scene.
Real Talk: Bad guy loses robot arm. They don't make robot arms like they use to.
Hit: Eggsy's dating the Sweden Princess from the first movie, good for him.
WTF: That was a weird scene transition, going from a bag of weed to a dense jungle.
Real Talk: Talk about being thrown into the meat grinder.
LOL: Also I'm getting Ricky Oh flashbacks.
Ewww: Poppy makes a burger out of the guy who was thrown into the meat grinder.
Ewww: Poppy makes the another guy eat the literal manwich.
Miss: Worst "make over" ever. Never heard of anesthetics, Poppy?
Miss: What a minute, a bunch of good guys getting killed off and what's left of them are salvages what they can to beat the bad guys. Suddenly I'm getting G.I. Joe Retaliation flashbacks.
Hit: Hi Harry!
Miss: "Character suffers amnesia" cliche.
Hit: Killer Robot Dogs
Hit: Ladies and Gentleman, Mr. Elton John!
LOL: While on a mission, Eggsy ask his girlfriend approval before sleeping with another woman.
Real Talk: Well at his defense at least he was being consent.
Miss: This is the weirdest way to plant a tracking device on....anyone.
Hit: Welcome back, Harry!
Miss: Harry's off his game.
Hit: Bad ass Whiskey
Real Talk: Many reasons why I'll never ride an aerial ski lift, this movie shows ten of those reasons.
Miss: Whisky's death lasso gives me Ivan Vanko (Whiplash) flashbacks.
Miss: The US president is a dick, he wants druggies to die before signing an agreement to let Poppy cure them.
Hit: At least this movie wasn't trying to meat fist in Anti-Trump allegories.
Hit: Looking good, Merlin.
Miss: "Character stupidly steps on a land mine" cliche. And I fail to see how that happened considering the heroes brought a mine sweeper.
Miss: Bye, Merlin.
Hit: Elton John gets a bad ass moment.
Real Talk: Poppy's lackey's got a bad ass robot arm but Winter Soldier he is not. Also his arm is not as sleek and cool as Winter Soldier's.
Miss: "Ally has an evil hidden agenda" cliche
Hit: This movie's soundtrack for every fight scene.
LOL: Getting Ricky Oh flashbacks, again.
Hit: This time nobody gets a manwich.
Miss: Elton sure does swear a lot.
Hit: Eggsy gets married, good for him.
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