Hit: This movie's soundtrack.
Hit: Gotta give this movie credit of de-aging what Kurt Russel looked like in the 80s. I don't know if I should find that impressive or weird.
Miss: So Peter's mom knew about his alien dad yet didn't mention it in the first movie.
Hit: Baby Groot steals the first few minutes of the opening.
Hit: Drax is as Drax as ever.
Hit: Hi Nebula!
Hit/Wait What: BEN BROWDER!
Hit/Wait What: SYLVESTER STALLONE!
LOL: "Wasn't ripe yet"
Hit/LOL: Mantis
Hit/LOL: Mantis and Drax
Miss/LOL: Drax can be kind of a dick to Mantis.
Hit: Suddenly I'm getting Big Trouble in Little China flashbacks. Now if only Peter or Ego made a reference to that film.
Hit: Hi Howard!
Miss: The Ravagers are dicks to Baby Groot.
Miss: Sad Baby Groot
Real Talk: I don't wanna know where Groot got that severed toe.
Hit: Baby Groot gets pay back.
Hit: Apparently Yondu has a prototype fin that almost makes him look the character from the comics.
Real Talk: This movie breaks the 4th wall more times than Deadpool.
Miss: Ego almost has Peter on his side and for no reason he out right confess that he killed Peter's mom! WHO THE HELL DOES THAT WHEN THEY'RE THIS CLOSE OF WINNING?!
Hit: Hi David Hasselhoff!
Miss: An omnipotent god-planet is easily put to sleep by Mantis.....WHAT!? That's like Galactus getting beat up by Squirrel Girl, it's just......WHAT!?
Hit: Most of the characters' backstory.
Hit: The Watchers!
Hit: Yondu gets a character arc.
Hit/Wait What: VING RHAMES!
Hit/Wait What: MICHELLE YEOH!
Real Talk: Not gonna lie if next The Expendables movie takes place in outer space, I totally watch it.
Miss/Meh: I don't like Teenage Groot, he's not as adorable.
Hit: Yes we are Groot Mr Hasselhoff, yes we are.
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